Victoria Dark Side of the Moon
July 14, 2023
The 'A Virgin Hare - cum support the new hare' Run DS351
A very warm, clear sky evening saw ten hashers and a canine hasher gather in the staff parking lot of Doncaster Elementary School, a setting that Stoolie Andrews quipped "bucolic" - perhaps inspired by the sunny warm weather!  This was the first Dark Side to be hared by Prosucker and she provided worthy trails for both runners and walkers beginning with some brambly scrambling in the wooded area and rock face in the southeast corner of the school property.  Both trails incorporated the Bowker Creek Greenway and passed through Browning Park.  Two other well-known literary names also featured - Wordsworth and Keats Streets.  The hash in due course led north along Doncaster Drive to arrive at the hare's home on Ophir Street where both the beer check and religion were situated. (Ophir has a biblical connection so religion there was apt!!)  No real miscreants on trail were observed but that didn't stop the Religious Advisor, Richard the Turd, from calling hashers into the circle to down-down.  My Cocks A Fallen typically couldn't resist one of those ubiquitous "little libraries".  The Hash Prayer: Click to enlarge
The Hash Prayer
Ice Breaker and Strokes Alone were deemed guilty of sartorial usurpation by wearing clothing identical to that worn by Turd.  Stoolie was called for "searching for balls" along the trail?  Some Bitchy C was honoured for bagging Madhatter's droppings on trail. Premature Evacuation also drank in recognition of the mentoring he afforded Prosucker in setting the hash.  Turd did not want to overlook the walking element so into the circle came I Dream Of Weenie just because --.  Dikkus, always ready to quaff and not wishing to be left out, declared himself to be the Wanker and this received full consensus.  Perhaps he just wanted to again demonstrate his masterful reciting of the Hash Prayer!  On-afters was at 1550's Pub Style Restaurant.

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~ Sir My Cocks A Fallen

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