A pleasant spring evening brought out seven hashers to join Hare Dikkus at
Hillcrest Elementary School
for the monthly Dark Side of the Moon H3 hash. The trail for both the runners and the four walkers coincided until the first hash halt at which
the walkers followed markings in blue chalk while the runners scooted along markings in green chalk or flour.
Dikkus ensured that there were plenty of checks
and check-backs
on both trails to keep the hashers alert, but he was magnanimous in not putting out any hooks or YBFs.
That there was a profusion of check-backs was evident by Some Bitch C', who with typically enthusiasm took the lead among the runners, ran past the walkers a
number of times after encountering the check-backs. The trails incorporated Gordon Head Road, San Juan Avenue, and Tyndall Avenue environs and
led back to the hare’s home on Tremblay Drive at Ash Road where both the beer check
and religion
were established. SBC was brought into the circle for two misdemeanors: obviously for emulating Stroke Alone
for finding all of the check-backs, and also for prematurely wearing a kilt prior to the Annual Highland Games. She advised that she was promoting
her hash the flowing day, the Special Dress Hash with kilts to be especially worn in acknowledgement of the games. Sir My Cocks A Fallen
was down-downed
for ' obsessive punctuality ', arriving at the hash well in advance of the stated gathering time. True to his scrounging proclivity he scored some
old Readers Digests in a nearby little library to pass the time. Prosucker was charged for animal abuse having travelled
to the hash on her electric foot scooter with Trash Panda in tow on a leash. At the beer check she was joined by
Just Don, a personal friend of Prime Pump (not present) who had arrived on the ferry and followed
Prosucker's directions to the hash by tracking her phone.
 The Dark Side of the Moon Miter
(or miter scarry hat to Just Giorgi) This feat lead to Prosucker being also
charged for encouraging stalking and Just Don for being a stalker. During the hash Premature Evacuation
was seen some times walking; sometimes running much like how a dog will dash out of the house to relieve itself then dash back in because it really didn’t
want to run about. Preemie's on-again, off-again behavior reminded the
RA
of this so Preemie was charged for "dogging it". Stroke remarked about the darkness at the circle
before realizing that he was still wearing his sunglasses although the sun had set. A rousing
chorus of Donny the Retard accompanied his down-down. Religion was interrupted by Just Giorgi
who took strong exception to the august miter that adorned the RA, Richard the Turd, and raised a cacophony of loud barking
despite SBC’s effort to control him. He finally had to be banished from the circle area, but
not before being bestowed with the hash name "Madhatter". I Dream of Weenie
had been under the radar too often; therefore, he was designated the Wanker just because---. On-afters was at 1550's Pub Style Restaurant.
Scribed by
~ Sir My Cocks A Fallen
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