Victoria Dark Side of the Moon
December 9, 2022
'The Annual XMas Run/Walk' Run DS344
Some Bitchy Cunts' 100th

Neither gale force winds nor the threat of imminent rain kept eight intrepid hashers from gathering at the new parking lot of Cuthbert Holmes Park for Richard the Turd’s annual Christmas Dark Side.  Four runners set off on the Turd’s typically devious trail while four walkers were content to amble along the route advised by Turd.  Soon after setting out the walkers encountered Sexi Lexi who, like Speedy Whorezales and Sir My Cocks A Fallen the previous year, got lost trying to find the obscure unsigned entrance to the parking lot.  Providently the runners were passing by at this point so Sexi was able to join them and bring the group to nine.  The much anticipated and enjoyed "special" hot chocolate and shortbread cookies were as usual to be found under the bridge in Colquitz Park.  From there the Turd had the hashers pay their dues by leading them through shiggy (to be expected with this hare!).  There was a considerable of amount of confusion further on in the thicket but all emerged unscathed at the "Beer Bridge" for the nectar and then a straightforward stroll to "Religion".  The first charge obviously was Sexi Short Bread Cookies (SBC) patch: Click to enlarge
SBC as a Peek Freans Shortcake Biscuit
– not only being the BLAB but getting "lost" trying to find the circle up site.  There was admiration, though, that she did connect with the runners.  Disney stuffed Eeyore: Click to enlarge
A Disney style stuffed Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh
Speedy was charged for a chameleon performance, alternating between walking and running.  The Wanker of the Week was I Dream of Weenie who gave very fine voice to the hash prayer.  Some Bitchy C was the honoree (honoress!) with this being her 100th Dark Side.  She was privileged to don the black "duck taped mantle" (evidently a creation by Double Hump), and celebrated her achievement by giving all present a specially-designed "SBC" featured patch.  As Dikkus departed to join three others for on-afters at the Four Mile, Eeyore, who with assistance from Speedy took refuge in the trailer hitch receiver of the truck at the annual AGPU hash, was observed to be still hiding in there.

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~ Sir My Cocks A Fallen

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