9:24 PM and Premature Evacuation is showing off the Dark Side Book (Where it is recorded who came to each event).  Preemie is the Dark Side of the Moon HHH's Tyrant.  Click here for a larger image of the book cover

11 PM and Richard the Turd is out enjoying a coffee at the crowded Salt Spring Market.

12 noon and Hash Flash wants us to remember that those expressing gender outside of heterosexuality are often persecuted, and often violently persecuted, and many have to seek refuge in Western countries like Canada.  Something like that. Or he finds the idea a bit odd sponsoring only queer refugees.

It's 12:31 and Ice Breaker is at Salt Spring Brewing Co. shop where he has deciding on a Belgian Dubbel, Raspberry Mango Sour, a Paradise Passionfruit Sour, and I haven't X-ray vision to see what the 4th can is.  That's for lunch.

Pressing Wood

By 1PM at the campout compound Geri Bait's convinced hashers to work on Just Dave's (A.K.A. Hogie's) wood.  Mostly carrying his wood, and splitting his wood.

Still at Just Dave's wood.  All guys: must be a guy thing.  No sign of them stacking it.  I was a teen when I first dealt with wood, and I was very good at chopping it.  Not an axe in sight.

It's 3 PM, so it must be getting close to Dark Side of the Moon run time.  Why else would Mary Poppins be trying to open his umbrella.

Official Start Time was 3PM so its impressive that by 3:09PM the RA has the rabble circled up.

The virgins are asked to introduce themselves only for their names to be forgotten.

Lovely Lady Bush, Just Alex, Mary Poppins, Premature Evacuation, Just Tim (Shiggel's squeeze), and in the yellow shorts Pylon (from Vancouver)

Blue Balls, Prosucker, and Dikkus in glorious tie-dye

Lovely Lady Bush and Shigella our the Hares and start to explain their trail marks.

Those marks are the hares' work of art, or artfulness.

Ice Breaker's not lost.  He's found a Burgoyne Bay Park map.

Is Prize Prick checking his smart phone?

Hasher encounter some shiggy on trail.  I wouldn't be running here.

Three minutes later Speedy Whorezales is speeding in an open field.

Being DFL is Ice Breaker followed by Shigella as sweep.

It's 3:30 and this virgin is not lost yet.

About 48 minutes into the run the pack gets a break.

We skip ahead 39 minute and the hounds are at the BC.

I Dream of Weenie and Oh Candida enjoying the late afternoon sun.

Trash Panda and Prosucker keeping to the shade.

Prize Prick, Pantsdownbooty, and Just Paulie all enjoying refreshments.

Shigella being upstaged by Madhatter.

Some Bitchy Cunt and Just Tim solving the problems of the world.

This is ¾ of The Junta
Blue Balls is the ¼ and is off elsewhere.
They might be plotting some down-downs.

Yeast Infection with Attaturd.  It looks like Yeastie was trusted with the walkers' map, and that must have worked, as all the wakers made it to the BC.

It's 5 PM and the virgins are hanging out together.

Slim Shiggy and Tape Worm are visiting from the Campbel River H3

Just Alex watching the wrong 'birdie'.

We get a big smile from Hockey Banger and Puck Off.

Religious Advisor Lechery

or

Hare's Have Him Pegged

LLB, Geri Bait, and Stoolie Andrews

Fast forward 42 minutes and religions is about to begin.

It's 5:45 and RA means business.

Preemie means business.  He has 15+ down-downs ready.

Dikkus means business.  Maybe with his finger, later.

The visitor from Campbel River H3, and all the down-downed are filled.

Hockey Banger enjoying some chips at the table.  It's an odd table with a table on it.  Maybe one of those quirky Salt Spring Island things.

The hares are brought into the circle.

The virgins are brought into the circle to get their punishment.

Blue Balls is changed and punished, but the're not finished with him.

One of the Campbel River H3 visitors to be punish is Prize Prick.  He was a prominent member of the Victoria H3, but I believe his mother hash is one of the Portland Oregon hashes (The Portland No Name Hash House Harriers or Portland Humping Hash House Harriers).  He was named on VH3 run 504 (the Drain The Keg Run - February 20, 2010).

Some Bitch C' gets a down-down maybe because she's the VH3 GM.

The RA shares in a down-downed with Mary Poppins and Just Alex.

Just Alec gets a down-down.
Why?  Maybe just for being Blue Ball's cousin.

Pylon from Vancouver H3 (the other VH3) takes some punishment.

Hockey Banger is charged and found guilty.

Our 'dearest' virgin is called into the circle. See the write-up.

For bravely freeing a sheep from a fence she is named Ewe Wanker.

...and is named Horny Cum Bomb

Just Dave is down-downed for getting hashers to chop his wood.

Just Dave hands out some charcuterie boards to various hashers who gave their time to split and store firewood.  He would later be named Hard Wood, but we have no photos of that.

At 6:41 Just Dave or Hard Wood (not sure if this is before or after his naming) adds to a long charge of Blue Balls, who is called to sit on a block of ice on a warm day.

Blue seems to be happy on ice, perhaps living up to his name.

The Dark Side Tyrant and RA both have something to add.

At 6:48, before he can drink, Pylon piles on to the charge.

Finally at 6:52 Dikkus and Preemie share the ice throne.On On!