The weekend starts with a warning, CGW4D, or reminder.  I suspect this was only useful to those who 'got the memo', so I investigated and Blue Balls send me that it mean 'Close Gate, Watch for Dogs'.

Stoolie Andrews, Cinderella, Geri Bait, Ice Box, and Gary Glitter hang out 'pre-lubing' on a few keg beer.

The invite stated, 'Come early if you want to set up your tent sober.' It looks as if hashers were so excited, they came early.

Dikkus plays RA getting hashers to circle up to start this 'Salty Dark Side'.

We had Delhi Belly, Vinterio Dancing Queen, and Bag visiting Salt Spring, but I missed this event so I don't know who's who.

Oh My Nipples, Gary Glitter, Yeast Infection, and (probably) Oh Candida, listen intently to the trail instructions; however, Salt Spring Island is not a huge island so I am not sure how lost you can ever get there.

The hash is off into the Salt Spring Island wilderness.

The pack makes it to the end of the run, and the RA has a block of ice for punishment.

The visitors get to chill their nether regions.

Trash Panda likes the taste of iced but butter.

Shigella has her bottom cooled.  With Trash Panda saliva and the warm bottom of previous hashers, I imagine the ice is now very juicy.

Boomerang assumes the position, 'but' I don't know what strangeness has Dikkus where he his.  Maybe he feels it important to defend Boomerang's but from Trash Panda.

Dikkus is off 'but defense', as he has to give Boomer his down-down.  By now even if Trash Panda was licking his but, Boomerangs but would be numb to it.

Trash Panda's master Prosucker is charged for Trash Panda's but-ice proclivities.

Premature Evacuation gets to freeze his but, while Dikkus takes his time elaborating on the offense.  A least he hasn't a Trash Panda licking the ice under his but. Preemie is the Dark Side Tyrant, so he could have pulled ran, ass-uming that work in the Dark Side.On On!