A pirate hash in the dark, and here is a matched pare, Just Jen and Little Blow Peep.

A leather corset looks good on this pirate.

Jen and the eccentric-pirate-'Captain'-Jack-Sparrow look, and eccentric's her middle name.

The swashbuckling Just Leah

Numbnuts looks a little 'distracted' by Just Lea.

Selfservice and our hasher from Ville de Sherbrooke Just Alex.

Blueballs, Just Quinn, Hoopalong Chastity, and High Beams joins the party.

My Cocks A Fallen should wear that cap on his next race.

The Jolly Roger frighten pirates' victims into surrendering without a fight.  Here it is being used to help call the circle to order.

The Hares, Just Jen and Just Leah are invited to show us their pirate's trail markings.

The trail marks. Pirates are to call "Yar", rather than "On On".

This is a special BJ. What is a BJ? That's what makes it special.  We have to stop and guess.

After a run pirates find the BC on a chilly beach off Dallas Road.

The notorious pirate High Beams finds a friend. Some pirates have a parrot, she a rubber chicken.

The pirate hares are called into the circle.

The trail is rated as an "Yar, 69"

We have a pirate virgin.

She is down-downed for being so brave.

This hash's Jolly Roger, and jolly RA Digger.

Whereas pirated use the plank, hashers use a bag of ice.

Just Jen is invited to take an icy throne.

After sending out the URL of a pirate naming site ...

...some hashers keyed into it her name, and it produced such an appropriate hash name that ...

... she will now forever be know as Pantsdownbooty.

Numbnuts, who could even lead Stroke Alone astray, is punished for letting Stroke find his way back.

Stroke being punished for follow Numbnuts and then attempting to claim innocence.  Would you believe a pirate claiming innocence?

The Dread Pirate Dikkus is called into the circle, but who are they all looking at?

Sir Wobbly Knob joins Dikkus.  There offence not so egregious to require them sit on ice, or walking the plank.

My Cocks A Fallen is charged, and leans in to hear the charge from our loquacious RA pirate captain.

Somehow I don't think MCAF is really hanging his head in shame.

Water Nympho snuck up from behind.

Pantsdownbooty showing she can take a photo of Stoke and be in it at the same time.

A Water Nympho stuck on ice.  What is this world coming too!?

"Oh, I think my Nympho has been frozen!"

A relatively new hasher, this pirates name I've forgotten.  I hope we didn't scare her off.

High Beams is awarded the pirate's bed pan and Wanker of the Week (or month as this is the Dark Side).

Was it due to being a pirate BLAB?  In any case she shows her ability to suck it up.  Beer that is.

Would you believe that was Edward Teach?  No?  Well then would you believe Seagoin' Sam?  No!  Well then, how about Prize Prick in pirate drag?

"I'm a pirate, Sea-Goin' Sam, the blood-thirstiest, shoot-'em-first-iest, doggone worst-iest buccaneer that ever sailed the Spanish main!".  Not convinced?

Finally, after bit O'grog (who ever he is), and "yo-ho-ho and a bottle of... Ma's old fashioned ci-der", the newly names Pantsdownbooty send us off with one last pirate snarl.  On On