A small but vital group of Christmas Dark Side Hashers gather in Cuthbert Holmes Park.

Richard the Turd shows the Christmas Dark Side Hare's marks.

Not so blue is Pussy Wipped Blue Buck.

The hashers are off through marshy soggy Turdy trail.

The walkers try to avoid getting feet wet early in the run.  A valiant but often futile endeavour.

Much thanks to Turd's wife hashers enjoy Christmas cheer with a break for home made chocolate dipped shortbread cookies.

Turd pulls out some liquid Christmas fortifications.

Baileys Irish Cream and hot coco.

Clustering around the Baileys watering hole.

I believe Kitty Licker was the only brave bare legged runner.

Premature Evacuation tells Boorang how much he like a little Coco with Bailey.

Turds of shiggy.  A sign of a good Xmas Dark Side.

A happy Turd knowing that the rabble found the shiggy.

The BC has been found!  Floppy Snatch and Blue Buck looking very bright.  New Christmas colours.

Boomerang looking like he seriously needs a beverage.

Beaver Fever looking like he seriously has a beverage, or more.

Testicular and Little Blow Peep looking like the beverage had them.

The rabble circles up, and the first miscreant are down-downed.

Digger the consummate Dark Side Religious Advisor in serene contemplation of the next charge.

Oh, yeah! The Hare needs to be charged.

Deep Shit is in deep shit that he just though was a bit of shiggy.

Stoolie Andrew and Deep Shit down-downs to a chorus of Shitty Trail ... bit of a theme here.

Banged up Between banging back another beer.  She's a fast swallower.

The Turd gets it again!  And he should.

Testy again looking like she's happy Blue Buck is driving her.

A happy Stoolie.  But if he isn't the Wanker of the Week who is?

Jackoff is the 'Christmas' Wanker of the Week.

Finally the reading of the Christmas Beer Prayer in a rich Scottish brogue. On On!